Monday, July 19, 2010

The Week That Was: Random thoughts...

*Bristol Palin proves that Sarah Palin is still mommy dearest, when she opts for breaking the news of her engagement to family traitor, Levi Johnson, in US Weekly. US Weekly? Why not Vanity Fair? Aim higher next time.
*Lindsey Lohan retained the services of Robert Shapiro, leader of O.J. Simpson's legal "dream team", which means to me, Lindsey is serious about committing more crimes in the future.
*Tiger Woods was caught dropping the F-Bomb at the British Open. Please! If 15 skank hoes exalted you to Wilt Chamberlain fame; causing you to lose your wife, endorsements, and your Teflon coated squeaky clean image, you’d drop some F, B, A, and S bombs too!
*Old Spice’s Isaiah Mustafa, is a stunning and might I say yummy replacement for the suave & debonair sailor I grew up with. But will the viral revolution translate to dollars for the dime store cologne? Only time will tell.
*Now that criminal hobbyist Colton Harris-Moore aka “Barefoot Bandit” has accepted his invitation to party with the inmates, Mom can up the ante on her book deal with the anticipation of “barefoot” erotic chapters.